TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthew
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
Me: "AHHH OMG RUN AWAY I'M GONNA DIEEE!!!!"
Band Member: "Get in the van."
stalking a girl on facebook is so much easier than stalking a guy on facebook because girls will dedicate an entire 200 photo album to that time when they walked to dunkin donuts with their best female friend for life and guys will just have 20 pictures in total that are all highly unflattering selfies