TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthew
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him

Stranger: "Get in the van."
Me: "AHHH OMG RUN AWAY I'M GONNA DIEEE!!!!"
Band Member: "Get in the van."
Me: "k."

Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my best friend: 53484131846971

scareeps:

stalking a girl on facebook is so much easier than stalking a guy on facebook because girls will dedicate an entire 200 photo album to that time when they walked to dunkin donuts with their best female friend for life and guys will just have 20 pictures in total that are all highly unflattering selfies

me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know